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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 04:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

No go.

He led George W. Bush's PEPFAR program to stop AIDS. Now he fears for its future - NPR

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What was your first trans experience like?

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Key moments from the third week of Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ sex trafficking trial - AP News

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Novartis Pluvicto™ demonstrates statistically significant and clinically meaningful rPFS benefit in patients with PSMA-positive metastatic hormone-sensitive prostate cancer - Novartis

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

New Genus Of Jumping Spiders Found In New Zealand's Mountains, And They May Have Ballooned Their Way There - IFLScience

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is it true that LGB should drop T?

So they tried

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Jared Leto Accused of Sexual Misconduct by Multiple Women, Denies Allegations - People.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Microsoft’s Free New Windows Upgrade: How It Works And How To Get It - Forbes

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Here's Why This Year Will Be "Different" For Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce - BuzzFeed

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Massive Achievement for Ripple as XRP Price Finally Awakens - CryptoPotato

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...